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July 2
This dude’s soon-to-be wifey is either a marine biologist or the raddest chick ever if she’s cool with having a shark cake at her bridal shower. Sent by Mary W
This dude’s soon-to-be wifey is either a marine biologist or the raddest chick ever if she’s cool with having a shark cake at her bridal shower. Sent by Mary W
June 28
THE POWER OF WATER.
THE POWER OF WATER.
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RIP BILLY MAYS
RIP BILLY MAYS
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BILLY MAYS SHARK YELLS RIP TRIBUTES IN ALL CAPS, PLZ

BILLY MAYS SHARK YELLS RIP

TRIBUTES IN ALL CAPS, PLZ

June 25
June 22
Facebook <3s sharks Type (^^^) into a FB chat and get sharkified.
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Willie The Shark is a fucking Colombian cultural icon. at least i think its Colombian. they’ve got cocaine, Shakira, coffee, and giant sharks that freak cheerleaders.

SHARKS ARE FUCKING RAD I TOLD YOU.

June 19
thedailywhat: Buy This: Great White Shark backpack from Koolgears. [via.] holy fucking shit i want to go take a time machine and go back to middle school with this shit on.

thedailywhat:

Buy This: Great White Shark backpack from Koolgears.

[via.]

holy fucking shit i want to go take a time machine and go back to middle school with this shit on.

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Conan can keep his Masturbating Bear. Here is WILLIE, THE DRY HUMPING SHARK! (via)
Conan can keep his Masturbating Bear. Here is WILLIE, THE DRY HUMPING SHARK! (via)
June 17
Mexico cocaine 'hidden in sharks'

The Mexican Navy says it has seized more than a tonne of cocaine hidden inside the carcasses of frozen sharks.

Armed officers found slabs of cocaine inside more than 20 sharks aboard a freight ship in the Gulf coast port of Progreso in Yucatan state.

Correspondents say cartels are coming up with increasingly creative ways of smuggling drugs into the US. (link via dotxom)

What would happen if they tried this with live sharks? Can anyone imagine a shark high on cocaine?
June 16
We got an e-mail yesterday from one of the organizers of Awesomefest 2009, an alternative triathalon featuring cycling, tattooing and a movie marathon that&#8217;s going to be held in Columbus, Ohio, on Aug. 8. Apparently this year&#8217;s theme is the Jaws films and for the $25 entrance fee you get meals, energy drinks, prizes and the bad ass shirt above. You can bid on the messenger bags in Awesomefest&#8217;s silent auction. Anyone who gets a shark tattoo at Awesomefest and gives us photo proof will receive $1,000,000 USD* *Universal Shark Dollars, not redeemable in the United States

We got an e-mail yesterday from one of the organizers of Awesomefest 2009, an alternative triathalon featuring cycling, tattooing and a movie marathon that’s going to be held in Columbus, Ohio, on Aug. 8. Apparently this year’s theme is the Jaws films and for the $25 entrance fee you get meals, energy drinks, prizes and the bad ass shirt above. You can bid on the messenger bags in Awesomefest’s silent auction.

Anyone who gets a shark tattoo at Awesomefest and gives us photo proof will receive $1,000,000 USD*

*Universal Shark Dollars, not redeemable in the United States

June 15
SHARKS FOLLOW SOUP AND KAYTEE FROM COAST TO COAST
SHARKS FOLLOW SOUP AND KAYTEE FROM COAST TO COAST
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charitini: Went on FYeah Sharks specifically to find this - but apparently no one gave them the tip-off about Conan’s show last Wednesday, possibly because they were boycotting Dane Cook. Even so: That’s David Hasselhoff being eaten by a giant shark. Confirming what I always thought: Sharks love David Hasselhoff. Full clip at about 13:50. I don&#8217;t know how we missed this. Thanks, Rachel! Edit: It&#8217;s been brought to our attention that The Hoff is still alive and Conan actually ripped a clip from Shark Attack 3: Megaloon, which we said FUCK YEAH! about back in November.

charitini:

Went on FYeah Sharks specifically to find this - but apparently no one gave them the tip-off about Conan’s show last Wednesday, possibly because they were boycotting Dane Cook. Even so: That’s David Hasselhoff being eaten by a giant shark. Confirming what I always thought: Sharks love David Hasselhoff.

Full clip at about 13:50.

I don’t know how we missed this. Thanks, Rachel!

Edit: It’s been brought to our attention that The Hoff is still alive and Conan actually ripped a clip from Shark Attack 3: Megaloon, which we said FUCK YEAH! about back in November.

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full story click here.
full story click here.
June 9
Oklahoma City cops tell us the city&#8217;s Director of Parks and Recreation &#8212; Wendell Whisenhunt &#8212; filed a police report after photos surfaced of Jessica Alba allegedly defacing electrical boxes, a bridge and a United Way billboard. Alba was on a mission, gluing posters that are part of a campaign to save the great whites. [tmz] [also] Jessica Alba saving sharks? We can get down with that.

Oklahoma City cops tell us the city’s Director of Parks and Recreation — Wendell Whisenhunt — filed a police report after photos surfaced of Jessica Alba allegedly defacing electrical boxes, a bridge and a United Way billboard. Alba was on a mission, gluing posters that are part of a campaign to save the great whites. [tmz] [also]

Jessica Alba saving sharks? We can get down with that.